A workplace survival sim
Out
of
Office
Deflect tasks. Book pointless meetings. Survive a week of work by doing as little of it as possible.
Rules of Engagement
- Swipe to respond. Buzzwords beat work, every time.
- Stay visible — but never too available.
- Caffeine is your action economy. Don't run out.
Tap. Swipe. Thrive.
Monday · 09:04
Run #001
Workload50%
Visibility50%
Boss vibes50%
Caffeine60%
End of run
You're out.
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Performance review— Day —
Meetings attended0
Buzzwords deployed0
Tasks accepted0
Tasks deflected0
Deliverables shipped0
Performance score0